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Be a Dolly Parton, not an Elon Musk!

Working retail on Black Friday has to equate to the deepest level of hell….

I swear, if ONE MFer tells me today “I can’t believe you’ve got to work on Christmas Eve!” I will fucking scream. I mean, if these idiots would stop waiting until Mary’s freaking water broke to do their shopping…

Just left my oncology checkup a bit ago- ALL GOOD! Also scheduled my next mammogram while I was there too.

It’s after 2 am and I’m still awake. WTF!

Seriously, why is it so hard to decide where I want to go for my birthday this year?!

So, I had a customer ask me where something was. I said “sorry, I don’t know offhand. I don’t work in this department.” She called me useless and said she’d report me for being “rude” and “mean.” yeah, fuck OFF with that bullshit, Karen!

This is Brock Allen Turner the convicted rapist. He goes by Allen and recently bought a house in Oakwood, Ohio.

Hairless puppy found trembling on the side of the road is now the happiest fluffiest girl who loves to ride motorcycles 💕

Apple users: update to the latest iOS possible, NOW. Phones, Apple watches, iPads, MacBooks. Everything. A friend of a friend works for a cyber security company and said in a group chat that there's a new vulnerability that allows hackers to send you an image and own your device.

I kinda want to try participating in NaNoWriMo this year, but with work and school and everything else I have going on (especially the whole working retail through the holidays thing), even if I somehow had the time for it, I don’t think I’d have the mental energy.

Hallelujah!!!

A patriotic #TBT 🏌🏻‍♂️🏌🏻‍♂️🏌🏻‍♂️🇺🇸

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