We went to the moon in 1969. Not 1968 but a year later.

Immediately taking a nostalgia dive into my camera roll on day one of this summer cold remembering all the times I wasn’t filled with snot

Conquered my biggest fear and got a shot today for the first time in a very long number of years that I won’t disclose because it’s irresponsible, but wow am I proud I did that, literally thought I never could.

Thread: This morning, Street Roots vendor Mark Rodriguez arrived at the office for the Friday morning new paper meeting angry and confused. Yesterday he received a $175 citation for failure to pay a fare on the Max train.

My favorite part of this birthday has to be Chester inserting his nose fully into my nose and leaving behind cat snot in there. 29 will be a good year ✨✨

An unfortunate result of my recent content consumption is that every time Fiona sings “you’re wearing time like a flowery crown/sitting that, sitting that big cat down” I can’t help but think of Carole Baskin 😩

Spending the day reading Sappho and eating chili chz fries and fried Oreos #balanced

Having one of those moments where I think maybe I should eat all my trigger foods and this time they won’t turn me into a pain balloon???

ATTN: ANYONE WITH NO HEATING OR POWER CURRENTLY I know it's cold, I have some tips for you, thanks to having been through this before, many times. 🧵 Please RT the thread if you know anyone without power currently! 🖤

From the people who brought you MouseBoot (tossing one of Chester’s toys into one of Mike’s boots) comes a new game to play isolated in your apartment at 11pm: Hit-The-Paper-Wad-With-The-Vacuum-Attachment✨✨✨✨

Poets just want you to let them be clear

Thinking about which direction all of the toilets in all the places I’ve lived have faced and deciding that north facing toilets feel the most right to me

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Feeling frantically attracted to my husband today

As a child I wrote a letter to Weekly World News asking them to please stop exploiting bat boy. It was something I felt very strongly about.

I want to be the girl with even just some cake

Artichoke hearts, the center of a chocolate orange,

this is exactly one of the recurring dreams I’ve been having my whole life