Delivery drivers are the hottest this week, so make sure you give them a big ol' smooch. Or, even better, cold water. Baristas in local coffee shops with no ac are just about as hot. But they already have water. 👉🏻👈🏻

*eyes turn entirely black* we needed this

People are like, "Why are you here if it's so bad for your mental health," but, like, I also do many other things that are terrible for my mental health. I am not a rational machine. I'm a fucking mammal. I am closely related to animals that throw poop at each other.

"how large is your 12oz"

This is why I was so furious that Johnson & Johnson charged so much for bedaquiline for so long, and why I'm still outraged they refuse to allow access to generics in countries like Ukraine and South Africa. Bedaquiline is an essential public good primarily FUNDED BY THE PUBLIC--and yet

Every conversation between R2-D2 and C-3PO

First rule of food service: don't say you're going to get something done. Don't even think about getting something done. The moment you put your intention behind a task, someone (a testing god, mischievous devil, spiteful universe) bends their will against yours and says "bet"

what do you think they’re doing in barbie land

Alright, I'm back from weekend camping. What fresh hell has occurred in the meantime.

You mean to tell me that baldurs gated this 3?

The one part of Johnson & Johnson's epically bad statement I agree with is the ending--about TB diagnostics. They're right. Millions go undiagnosed because diagnostic tests are ridiculously expensive. I assume this means Johnson & Johnson will join the movement to lower prices for

pretty sensitive

Anybody want invite code?

Well folks, it's that time of year where I ask if anyone knows of any fun cool places hiring that aren't high stress!

sports gambling? i feel like this is sports gambling

all those cool skaters can do some sick flips and rad tricks, but there's another skater who did some sick flips too and He pulled off the raddest trick of them all

applied for job, will now bury head in covers because definitely missed something to change in my cover letter

I have 3 invite codes. Do any still remain who want and yet lack?

I'm trying my hand at a little pixel art. What should I draw tonight?

It’s the same thing, every time.