Jeff Ballard (@lifespan) 's Twitter Profile
Jeff Ballard

@lifespan

Developer for Ripple Effect Studios, former Xbox dev, does not make treadmills, opinions are all my own.

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linkhttp://www.5id5.com calendar_today02-05-2008 23:08:51

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If you are depressed or feeling suicidal please please please please please reach out to ANYONE. I never get to see Brody Stevens again I can’t stand this. #RIPBrodyStevens #818ForLife

If you are depressed or feeling suicidal please please please please please reach out to ANYONE. I never get to see Brody Stevens again I can’t stand this. #RIPBrodyStevens #818ForLife
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Just realized that I have been spending more time surfing around Twitter than other social networks over the last few months. Maybe this will be my ~20th attempt to engage on this platform? ...Just kidding, I'll give it up in a day or two.

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Does Twitter advertise more over time? Because today as part of my "I'm getting more in to Twitter" I noticed that my Facebook feed has become 30%+ garbage ads and that is actually why I am having more fun following many of the same people and pages on Twitter.

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I am realizing today that COVID led me to not only lock down physically, but emotionally. I have fallen very much out of touch with a lot of people and really need to step up my game in just being a social human again.

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Twitter trip report. I believe I am seeing far less ads on here than other places which is great. A lot public figures have way too much free time. My network is too small to really make things interesting so the best outcome might just be trolling politicians...

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How I can tell I am getting old. I have been using Twitter a lot for months now, then I realize it has been 3+ months since I last actually made a tweet. So... guess I will go back to playing Hades and Issac and let achievements be my posting for a while.

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Power and internet out since 8am. I hate that we are burning gas this evening to keep semi normal, but love that it is watching Ghostbusters on Blu-ray. The argument tonight is over the best lines in the movie.

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Oh hey, I know what this is now. It's actually not bad Wordle 205 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Fuck me, I'm going to have to chose between Brady's Bucs, QAaron's Packers, or a non-Seahawks NFC West team for the Super Bowl? Go AFC!