I'm watching prelims. Are Poirer and Holloway fighting *tonight*? Better than Whopper, whopper, whopper whopper, I guess. #UFC318

Vettori nickname should be "Juggernaut" #UFC318

I am so happy for Michael Johnson's win tonight. I'll always be grateful for his fight welcoming Justin Gaethje to the UFC. A scrap for the ages. 👊🤛👊🤜🤛👊👊🤜👊🤛✊👊🤜🤛✊👊👊👊 #UFC318

Which is it? #UFC318

When you put it that way, maybe the reason Colbert was cancelled *wasn't* that the show lost $40 million a year.

Typical.

Even after Shara Bullet's win, betting underdogs have won 7 of the first 10 fights. #Exciting #UFCAbuDhabi

Shara was rocking an evil Santa Claus beard by the end of the fight. #Bloody #UFCAbuDhabi

Funny, they blocked replies. Duh, the concrete at airports raises the temp with the "heat island" effect.

I see a comeback for wood stoves and fireplaces in NY state. This stupid mandate is rife with unintended consequences.

Duncan is fighting under the Unified *Suggestions* of MMA. #UFCVegas109

I guess Ukraine can always fight Russia without us. I'm not willing to contribute close to $100B a year forever for a standoff.

#UFC319 really has some live dogs. DuPlessis, Murphy and Elliott to name 3. If I thought Cannonier could cut Venom's movement off, I'd say him, too.

It's funny that Democrats think enforcing the law in DC is Fascist.

Who remembers the 2004 season Josh Brown had? Made 92% of FG attempts and 100% of PATs. #Seahawks

Asakura hype train. #ufc319

MVP holding the ice bag between R2 and R3 in his left hand. Is it broken? #ufc319

PFLlator gets hype checked again! (not calling Pico a fraud at all) #UFC319

No doubt it was a great performance for Chimaev, but he isn't going to sell any future PPVs like that. #ufc319