"Money doesn't buy happiness" me with money:

"Money doesn't buy happiness" me with money:

the night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off

I'm no better than an old person

This is the best casting transition in TV history.

me pausing my music to see if a strange noise is from the music or from inside the house

Michael B Jordan joins a prestigious league of great niggas.

How it feels getting paid when you still have money left over from the last paycheck

When I arrive at work and see that the building is still standing

when I click on "confirm payment" and they actually take my money

Why do Grandma’s hand you money like they’re buying drugs😭

If my job ever get me to this point, I’m leaving

The government when it’s time to do something for the people.

the concept of having to work for 8 hours when I cant even sleep for 8 hours

when I come across a good tweet but twitter refreshes

Dear Apple, Leave my Brightness wherever tf I put it. Thanks

Rent is high. Gas is high. Grocery prices are high. So why shouldn’t I be high?