she can fly to mars but elon musk could never write this

the day i age out of my railcard

i really rewatch happiest season every year in the hopes that maybe THIS time kristen stewart with choose aubrey plaza in the end

I think his breath STINKS actually

Oh my bad

So I’m really behind but why is that girl pretending to be welsh #TheTraitorsUK

So we’ve had nominations for farts, undercooked broccoli, wearing TOO much aftershave, having same pyjamas and now sharing a resemblance with The Joker. This series is something else man 😭 #CBBUK

Let’s fucking go 🔥

turns out that my “refuse to learn a new skill unless i’m immediately good at it” tactic is sabotaging my entire life

This is who we are. Let's go ❤️

yyyyeah I'm sorry, I'm gonna need just like another 8 or 9 or 33 more episodes of this cast, please. that wouldn't be a problem, would it... ?😬 #taskmaster

never hated a group of islanders on love island so much i could write an essay on why i hate them for each of them. YES IT IS SERIOUS. #LoveIslandUK #LoveIsland

Sarina mate stop doing this so fucking late I can’t take it 😭#lionesses

Next season looking scary but not for Arsenal fans

The things I would do to see One in a Million live

Arsenal Women is the 2025 Women Club of The Year! Congrats, Arsenal Women! ❤️ #clubdelannée #ballondor

Who is the person responsible for putting wifi on trains and why haven't they been sacked yet?

The mix of her new album and tsitp has got me listening to Taylor Swift daily 😭 need some older song recommendations

We should talk more about why they ended Motherland

Great TV 🤌🏼 #TheTraitorsUK