I dreamt that I commented “until tomorrow” on regular instagram posts of people I didn’t like.

I am lonely but I do not regret my divorce

what does tutti frutti even mean

The obituary section should instead be called Read ‘em and Weep. I miss you grandpa.

Trampoline parks and car dealerships should be open 24/7. rn I wanna jump and then buy a new car

1 Libby 1:9 Thou shalt shut the fuck up

it’s tough out here man

We’re going into nuclear war, and the US Women’s soccer team no longer has a pay disparity. The earth is in balance now.

grilled chicken fucking sucks

I think if anyone waves at you from 5 feet away or closer you should legally be allowed to slap them.

what’s with the people who don’t change the batteries in their smoke alarms?

Bottom 4 | 0-0 WE HAVE SEEN THIS BEFORE YOU DON'T BUNT ON MALLAH ❌😤 #SCTOP10 // NCAA Softball // BIG EAST Conference

Fewest Big East NCAA draft bids since 1993 but most Big East NBA draft picks since 2012 #NBADraft2024 #youcowards

No. 7 St. John’s vs UConn Recap #SJUBB

St. John’s vs UConn recap #SJUBB

We ready. #RedStorm #WeAreStJohns

I am so sick of the piano man