founder of costco: [drunk as hell] it’s gonna have hot dogs and optometrists

All the West Ham fans in the quotes tweets better watch their dirty little fucking mouths. Do NOT disrespect Sir Divock of Origi, you jellied eel chomping, bubble blowing gang of queefs.

sad lol

finally, suit guy describes my ideal outfit

Motörhead - Bad Magic

On this day in 2014, Divock Origi joined Liverpool 🇧🇪

perfect timing too

oh no!

could be

because it's fun to play soccer and it's not fun to sing the second worst national anthem

Derek Riggs must've kept hold of this one

This isn't a climate solution. We can't "you do you" ourselves out of the climate crisis. We need federal standards that protect workers from the heat, and to keep fossil fuels in the ground.

it's so funny

the x finally replaced my wee bird on the app and it sucks. reminds me of the jolly roger. not the cute cartoon pirates in Disney films but a real life dickhead who just charged in and started firing like a loser

this man has never seen The Terminator (1984)

what a treat for me

it's a perfect song

Black Sabbath