All motors should have built-in water pistols so you can spray people who don't give a little wave when you let them cross the road

Went to see Spider-Man on Friday great flick honestly but bit annoying they kicked us out at 8pm before the movie ended

How Elite was the PSP

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Using the word ick constantly is an ick for me how about that

Be careful who you trust especially people who drink rockshore

Death, Taxes and Dave Goode posting something about the gym

Money disappears out of my bank account at an impressive rate

Fuck sake just took a viagra thinking it was an antihistamine

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Jesus someone check on dave make sure he’s okay #LIVNAP

How my typical week goes

Is November over yet

Can everyone in Australia please just give it a rest kind regards Liam

Why do pints taste better on a Sunday

Arsenal Jelly bean FC

Think I would have passed away if I drank it straight from the carton