Australia and New Zealand really doing the most

Can’t wait until midnight, when Covid is finally over

I will be booking a holiday at the first given moment I’ll tell you that for nothing

Mental I’ve caught COVID off my cat don’t ask meow

Still never understand how someone don’t wash their hands after going to the toilet

Me trying to calm down after a mf done pushed all my buttons:

P*ers Morgan has tweeted about Meghan Markle FIFTY SEVEN times (yes, I counted!) in the last week alone. There is a irony in the fact that he thinks Meghan is a bully but his own pathological obsession with a woman that wants nothing to do with him is perfectly normal...

Women should be able to walk freely without subconsciously being scared of coming into contact with a passing man. Period. #SarahEverard

I love buying things but why does money have to leave my account

why can’t we normalize saying “i’m not in a good mood today” and everyone respects that and let’s you relax

It’s a fuckin scam how you have to pay £100+ for a PCR test if you want to go away but if you need one any other time they are free 😂😂😂 the lot of it is just a money making free for all now

Looks like I’m gonna be reactivating my MySpace account at this rate

My toxic trait is not being able to say no to a cuppa tea

Selling x1 fuse 24 hour fabric entry anytime with re entry for cheap

I aint buying a single croissant in 2023

Still not quite over my dad wanting to play Swedish house Mafia - don’t you worry child at my grandads funeral you know