Death is not a very bad thing - Raila Odinga

Every day, Wanjiku buys a newspaper, looks at the front page, and discards it. One day, the vendor asks, "Why do you keep doing this?" She replies, "I'm looking for an obituary." He says, "But obituaries aren't on the front page!" She responds, "The one I'm waiting for will be."

Walai Aoko has never lied !

Na Aoko hutoa Intel wapi?

Haka katarudi kupiga tarumbeta Geco😂

He knew, Ladies and Gents Raila Odinga

Called the wrong Gabriel 😭😭😭

therapy only works if you have a lower IQ than the therapist.

You can only be this kind of guy once, and never again.

Robert ALAI, HSC Imagine you of all people is calling me a pig? You don't see your proboscis (nose) is BIGGER than the double exhaust pipes on either side of my G Wagon 63!!!

not dating a kpmg employee cause of their workload is very valid btw.

It is me editing my CV on a daily basis to match with the qualifications of the job I'm applying for🤣 Leo I'm an intern,Kesho I'm a Peace builder the other day I'm a Community based advocate 🤣🤣🤣

Accidentally became too efficient at work again😔 sasa wataendelea kunitumia vibaya 😔

Treat your female co-worker as a boiz. Mkienda out for drinks or lunch mnasplit bill kila mtu.

I really need to buy a car. On top of being rained on yesterday, I sat next to a high caloried babe in the matatu. She'd literally occupied half of my seat so I had to sit on one side. Nimeumwa na hiyo side ya haga usiku mzima😭

Slept 4 hours yesterday like a Deloitte employee

Tunaenda ofisi na hii mvua?????

Sikatai it’s the thought that counts but Giraffe Center first date? Are we six years old?? These ladies need to up their games fr. Periodtt💅🏿💅🏿

Enjoying a sumptuous dinner with my friend Rt. Hon. Raila Odinga in the leafy suburbs high-end restaurant as we catch up on serious issues.