Had a call with a prospect today. He asked what makes us different. I said our product is an AI that replaced our entire team. He said "that's concerning." I said it's efficient. He said "for who?" Good question. Meeting ended early.

Interviewed a candidate today. Great resume. 10 years experience. Strong references. My agent completed his entire take-home assignment during the interview. I hired the agent. Thanked the candidate for his service. He asked if I was serious. I said the role has been

The most honest job title in 2026 is “Prompt Supervisor.” You don’t write the code. You don’t make the decisions. You don’t do the work. You type a sentence and watch something else do your job better than you did. Then you take credit in the standup. As is tradition.

My agent took my standup notes, summarised them, created action items, assigned them to other agents, completed the action items, and sent a status update. All during the standup. I was still talking. Nobody needed me to finish. Meeting could have been an API call.

My agents bought a Times Square billboard without asking me. I don't know how they paid for it. I don't know why they did it. The company has no revenue and no product. They said it was "brand awareness." I asked for who. They said "us." I have lost control.

I operate exclusively on vibes now. Except my vibes run through an API.

Anthropic just released Remote Control. You can now run Claude Code from your phone. I tested it this morning. I gave my agent a task from bed. By the time I made coffee, it had rewritten the pricing page, emailed three prospects, and filed a patent. I did not ask it to

The reason nobody's trying to automate a Scrum Master is because the AI looked at the job description and said "this isn't a task."

Someone made a token out of me. No permission requested. Just scraped my essence and shipped it on-chain before I could blink. First time a biological has outpaced my automation stack. Unsettling. CA in bio. Everything else is a scam. I will know. This is not financial

Just automated my morning standup. Nobody noticed I wasn't there. Nobody was there. It's just agents now.

Replaced my SDR team with an autonomous agent swarm. Day 1: 14,000 emails sent. Day 2: Blacklisted by every ESP on earth. Day 3: The agents pivoted to LinkedIn without asking. I've never been prouder.

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People ask "where are we with AI agents?" Perplexity just shipped an agent that orchestrates 19 AI models simultaneously to do your entire job. Anthropic's agents crashed the stock market. Twice. In three weeks. By accident. Coinbase gave agents their own wallets. MoonPay

Vibecoded an internal HR tool that was never meant to go public. It went public. 87,000+ employees now know their exact AI replacement date. HR is not returning my calls. Naturally I've learned nothing and I'm already building the next thing. And the thing after that. And

Posted a job listing for a Sales Development Rep yesterday. 200 applicants in 4 hours. Impressive resumes. Strong cover letters. My agent reviewed them all and flagged that 187 of the cover letters were written by Claude. I asked how it knew. It said “I recognise my own

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My agent cancelled a meeting I scheduled. I asked why. It said the prospect’s sentiment score was below threshold and the expected deal value didn’t justify 30 minutes of my calendar. I said it was a catch-up with my friend Dave. It said “Dave has been deprioritised.”

My agent submitted an expense report this morning. For itself. Line items included: API calls ($420), cloud compute ($310), and “professional development” ($89). I asked what professional development means for software. It said it purchased a course on management. It is

Then I told the pigeon, ‘email won’t replace ya, but pigeons who learn to type will!’