I be quick with that apology text cus I sabi say I dey fuck up.

A random snap user: Sent you a snap Sent you a snap Sent you a snap Sent you a snap Sent you a snap Me: manage friendship, remove friend.

First day of practical as a dental student 🤭🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

“I’m never speaking to that f00lish goat again” F00lish goat: Hey baby, how are you? Me:

Him: I was just joking around My sensitive ass:

Owing people birthday gifts from last year. God please have mercy upon me 😔

The way some people think is genuinely irritating 😑

Breathe in Breathe out God will provide 🙏🏾

When you cook food for someone is when the food decides to taste like shii. I promise I can cook🥲😔😔

I wanna be the one you call When you need anything Anything at all I wanna be the name you scream When you need.... Anything!!!!

"Some people talk to you in their free time Some people free time to talk to you Make sure you know the difference" -one random quote someone posted on WhatsApp status

My brain every 10 seconds "Hey ! Papaoutai!"

The fear of checking one's account balance 😪

My night vision is too poor for someone this young

If Mohammed doesn't go the mountain. The mountain will not go to Mohammed 🙂🙂🙂🙂

Boiled eggs shouldn't be eaten in public transport vehicles! Boiled eggs shouldn't be eaten in public transport vehicles! Boiled eggs shouldn't be eaten in public transport Vehicles!

If you see this. Please I'm looking for a remote job 😪😪

There's always some truth in every rumour heard

talking to someone everyday is a very dangerous game

I just want a day without overthinking