I have a little cough and it hurts my big throat.

I was sitting getting my haircut and the barber put my hair to the front and it made me look like a horse and he said neigh you are a horse and everyone laughed and I am never going there ever again until my hair grows really really long.

K.F.C. stands for Clucky Fried Chicken

Toes are short and useless fingers.

Why is Luelin wearing a hat with VON DUTCH on it?

My very good friend Conan O'Brien is hosting the #Oscars today. Chookas.

A ‘tream’ is a dream team. It is a group of people that is always there when you need support. For example: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Oprah, Sonic the Hedgehog, 3-4 cats, mum.

Maybe the aliens are using bugs as bugs to spy on us.

There is too much to read here. It is like a never ending book.

Why would you call it shampoo. I don’t want to put that disgusting word in my hair.

What should I dream about tonight?

Luelin pushed me and my hand accidentally fell into the butter.

Are daydreams flash forwards?

I am a inspiration

Luelin made a bad noise.

Remove all the people and get me in the Big Brother house. I will make it more entertainment. I can bring my own cats.

I’m sorry my agent didn’t do his job properly - I am not in the Stranger Things finale.