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*rolls in bed to embrace Philippe de Lorraine, heart pounding a little quick as he whispers*….. Philippe?

17 May, his Majesty has today signed a treaty of peace between the Kingdom of France and the Kingdom of Algiers.

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….we may have ‘accidentally’ lost Le Roi during that promenade…. *readjusts his clothing, cheeks flushed*

At least it has a better aroma that mon frère’s swamp chateau.

Mesdames et Messieurs, it was a pleasure to entertain you with Louis XIV tweets these last few years. This account will now be discontinued...I'm sure you can guess why. Vive le Roi and fuck you, Elon.

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September is an exceptional month for the Philippes from #LaCour. This year they celebrate their special occasions very privately 🤫. Philippe de Lorraine, wherever you & Philippe de France (indefinite hiatus) are, I know it's very hot there 🔥💕. Joyeux anniversaire! 🎉🌹🍷Enjoy your time together! 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🎀✨

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Happy birthday to Monsieur! 🎉🍰🍷🌹and happy wedding anniversary to Philippe de France (indefinite hiatus) & Philippe de Lorraine! 💞👨‍❤️‍👨🥂 Renewing their wedding vows will surely be the best gift for their Highnesses on this special evening 💕🎀✨ #PhilippeEtPhilippe #LaCour

Of course His Royal Sunniness is the first. He would not want it any other way.

🫢 *unsurprised face*

La Ville de Saint-Cloud vous souhaite de joyeuses fêtes ! ✨🎄🎉

𝗕𝗢𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗦 𝗙𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗦 | Les équipes du château de Fontainebleau vous souhaitent un joyeux Noël ! 🎄 Le saviez-vous ? C’est au XIXè qu’un sapin est dressé pour la première fois au palais des Tuileries, par la princesse Hélène de Mecklembourg, belle-fille de Louis-Philippe !

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The English are in disarray. Maybe an invasion is warranted...

I led France to a victorious win in the Battle of Cassel and songs were sung in the streets of Paris about my bravery, and all of France loved me, so that made mon frère jealous and he sulked and forbade me to ever go to war again. 😒