@MikhailW89 "SheWantYourD: i hate it when I get a boner in class and it flips my desk" hahaha

@MikhailW89 hahahahahaha classic!!

@MikhailW89 a good golfer neva looses his swing.....#leonSV10

@MikhailW89 its a shame you hav to lose on such a beautiful friday....;)

@MikhailW89 "SheWantYourD: Your teacher gives u a D on a paper... Can she be any more obvious?"

If a girl from Iceland and a guy from Cuba have a kid. Will the kid be an icecube? ....Ok you know i'm fu*king bored.

Teacher: You failed the test. Nigga: You failed to educate me.

My life is a bunch of "it seemed like a good idea at the time" moments

@MikhailW89 almost time to join the group! #bday #ouballies

Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, show me your boobs.

"Steve Stifler: Friendship is like peeing on yourself... Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

"Steve Stifler: Call Of Duty, keeping teenage pregnancy down since 2003."