If you are good enough at something that earns you 100k upwards, you'd fuck off and do it elsewhere with lots more sun. UK is dead.

Grealish has just shown what Pep coached out of him. #EVEBRI #Everton

Would be nice if our players could stop letting us down. One wants to be a scouse and the other is. Pathetic. #NUFC

Injury Suspension FC #NUFC

Isak & Gordon can fuck off!! That 10 men out there was our team!! You don't want it, fuck off!! #NUFC

That one hurt #NUFC

I just can't get over Nick Pope tonight. I have absolutely no faith in him as a No1 at all anymore. Prove me wrong, please. #NUFC

Oh Celtic what's happened?? Absolutely embarrassing for Scottish football. Pathetic really. #UCL

Sunderland 😅😅 League 1 Cruddersfield!!! #CarabaoCup

Scottish football or Man UTD, i don't know what's more hilarious? 😂 #UCL #CarabaoCup

Absolutely fantastic Champions league draw for Newcastle! Fantastic teams with great history. Can't wait to see Barcelona at St James Park 🙌 IN TO THEM ALL LADS!! #NUFC

Always impressed with how James Vowles speaks & comes across. Would be inspirational working under a boss like that. 👏 Atlassian Williams Racing

No Lineker, no Shearer, No wrighty, it's done isn't it. Match of the Day is over! #MOTD

Terrific result for Hadjar 🤝 What the hell is Stroll doing in P7 with Alonso in P8? 🙆‍♂️😂 Bearman had a solid, too 🙌 Obviously, a Mclaren win, but I'm glad it was Oscar 👏 And as for the prancing horses.......disasterclass, yet again. Leclerc has to consider his future. #F1

Mother = Evil/ Delusional/ Dangerous, etc... Daughter = Coming across too young to understand the severity of the situation/ a bit simple. Owen = Lucky escape, son! Absolutely astonishing scenes in this documentary. #UnknownNumberTheHighSchoolCatfish

Me looking at Isak pulling a hammy in his first game. Blow on him & he's injured. Glad it's over, we move on, in great shape, and our season can get started now. HWTL #NUFC

Gordon & Botman have a lot of convincing to do. Gordon needs to provide more G/A while keeping his head & Botman needs to show he can play more than a couple of games every other month. If they can't this season, I'd personally move them on. #NUFC

Jacques Villeneuve is a fantastic pundit with terrific insight, much like Nico Rosberg. Sky Sports F1 do not get rid of these two! More like them needed 👏 #F1

He's a humble little fellow that Michael Owen isn't he. Unbelievable arrogance, astonishing. #Rio #NUFC

Am I the only one who doesn't like seeing new families on Gogglebox? It's like when new people come in at work. You've gotta be bloody amazing to be accepted. Just the way it is 🙄 #Channel4 #Gogglebox