at the bar, eating milk and cookies just how god intended

My coworker showed this to me and I've been cackling since

taco bell is selling plutonium now

Nat 1

To see a brighter tomorrow.

BUZZ

🐺 ⋆｡‧˚ 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐊 𝐯𝐬 𝐌𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐁! ˚‧｡⋆ 🐦 Let's have some 𝗕𝗜𝗥𝗕 𝗦𝗡𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗦 𝗕𝗘𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗘 𝗪𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗨𝗘𝗗 𝗢𝗡 𝗕𝗨𝗡 𝗛𝗨𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝟮 (𝟭𝟮.𝟭𝟮.𝟮𝟱)! What could possibly go wrong, eh, Hank XD?! 🐦

Just got led to water. Not gonna drink lol

how an artist sees the world

midterms? exams? what’s that? you hit that tree pretty hard, let’s get back to chasing prey twin

Clean your Pibble

Dante is so fucking funny imagine you depict people you don't like as soyjaks burning in hell because they suck while you're the Chad ascending to heaven because you're awesome and it goes triple platinum and is taught in schools

Little Green Aliens gets a minimum wage job at Chick-fil-a, messes up on their first day

Scooby Doo in Terrifier