First day working at cloudflare. Pushed a small update on the API and called it a day. Can’t wait for tomorrow

Dissapointing

Theo Von mixed up CIA with CAA. He probably also thinks that 60% of all philharmonic orchestra players are Zionilists.

Sportsbooks can’t offer Russian Table Tennis bets then say please gamble responsibly

Imagine Budweiser came out with a battery acid edition then said please drink responsibly

Why does every former Trump supporter have a weird fetish about getting assassinated

"Anti Zionists" are those who complain about Jews still weaponizing the Holocaust then talk about the USS Liberty with zero irony

I see that The Megyn Kelly Show updated her bio:

Yeah we’re screwed

How many listeners does Megyn Kelly need to lose before she changes her tune?

60 years later and Dr. Anastasia Maria Loupis still uses the USS Liberty as emotional Blackmail

The good thing is that the Kansas Chiefs can pretty keep everything logo wise, KC is still going to work here

Candace Owens: Egyptian planes and Erika killed Charlie Ben Shapiro: Thats retarded Megyn Kelly: OMG BEN is SPLITTING THE PARTY ON ISRAEL! BARI WEISS ALSO IS DOING THIS! Ben:? Candace: Jews are actually the Devil, here's a random text that proves it. Megyn: UNITY!!!

Alright Chabad.org which tree is biblically accurate?

Tonight will be the Jewish Sabbath or as Megyn Kelly likes to say “That day that Jews ask goyim to do stuff for them and that’s why everyone hates Jews”

Al Michaels: Well that was a solid 2 minutes of football, let’s cut to another 5 minute commercial break here on Amazon Prime

RIP Scott Adams. Everyone enjoy the 5 minutes of relative quiet and dedications to his memory before the vitriol starts.

First it was Tucker Carlson. Then it was Candace Owens. Then Megyn Kelly. Now its Ashley St. Clair. If there's a lesson to be learned here, its that you should never entrust leadership of a political movement to hysterical women.

At this point there is a plausible theory that Candace is secretly working for Marvel in a disastrous attempt to market the upcoming Doomsday Movie

Scene of a dragon setting a village on fire. Movie Twitter: Most people don't know that the entire scene was actually improvised. The dragon was supposed to actually cook supper for the village but it decided to step it up a notch, resulting in the now iconic scene