It’s a funny coincidence how our tech overlords hot takes always mysteriously line up with whatever will grant them maximum profits and minimum accountability. Every time!

i just need clarification

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius im just all cozied up in here like u don't even know how cozy i am

They keep panning to furries instead of veterans at the Memorial Day Mets game lmaoooooo

fatigue

Dan hentseal

Has anyone noticed if you're under 30 in America that it's completely over and there's no hope for you to have basic living standards

Finally asked my husband if I could throw away the fake plant that’s been on the kitchen windowsill for *three years* that I assumed he had some kind of emotional attachment to and he said “that’s a fake plant??”

RAVENPAW STRAIGHT UP SAYING THAT BARELY IS HIS MATE IN AN OFFICIAL COMIC IN 2025????????????? NEVER K!LL YOURSELF

Twitch Streamer Jerma985 donated $2,000,000 dollars to the LGBTQIA+ community. "Wait- what? Th-they took all MY MONEY? IM ON THE VERGE OF BANKRUPTCY”, the streamer states.

MIDNIGHT HOODIE GIVEAWAY 🌙 rt + follow me for a chance to win! (2 winners) ends june 28th!

Puppy moment

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Unfortunately, I figured this would be vaporware since the start. Womp womp.