NEW YEAR SAME TWEET. FIRST FRIDAY OF THE YEAR GARFIEEEEEEE BABBYYYYYY

No. 5 in this week's AP Top 25 📈

Up to No. 4 📈

Been in the Tampa airport for 30 minutes, thought I'd be safe from Florida man activities until I order an omelet and it was full of peas... 🥸

Helen Keller is a fraud

Put it on a cracker duuuu

no one: birds at 6 am:

When you start learning, the L disappears 🤫

Friday nation - let’s ride 🐎🐎🐎

The other day I opined that Kentucky football currently is a better program than Tennessee football. In the days since, Tennessee fans have not handled it well. Last 5 years Kentucky 40-23, Tennessee 27-33. I want to apologize UT fans, Kentucky has a much better program.

Tom Brady Brandon Scott

I just booked another flight, I just spent another night. Stay away from them, 'cause they be like Kryptonite. I gotta go to work.

Bailey Zappe nation? Let’s ride. Bailey Zappe nation… let’s ride. BAILEY ZAPPE NATION?! LETS RIIIIDE!!!

“How does it feel to be a Saints fan?”

My finished shot from this morning's total lunar eclipse. This image was captured by using two telescopes, one to capture intricate detail on the lunar surface, and one to capture the rich tones cast by Earth's shadow across the disc. Go ahead, zoom in on it!

MEOW

Didn’t even get a first rounder for Brittney Griner smh

I’m in Louisville recruiting for the Kentucky Football period end of story. Let’s talk about the other good news. Let’s Go.

HAD TO BEAT THEM TWO TIMES SO THEY KNEW IT WAS REAL HOLD THAT L Barstool Rocky Top x.com/BluegrassBurne…