LiVARpool back up and running for the new season. That’s a pen if a Palace defender does that. Keep the big boys sweet remains the message.

VAR will probably rule Palace don’t get 5 penalties in the shoot out.

Annual reminder that the Community Shield shouldn’t be counted as an honour.

The Morecambe saga has produced more statements than Barclays.

Read about 21st Century Ducks’ new Constitution for the Aylesbury United Supporters Trust, to be discussed and approved at our next AGM.

Just in case Spurs hold on Super Cups are also not to be counted as an honour.

There’s something about grassroots football. I’ve seen calm, rational adults suddenly channel the spirit of a caffeinated seagull, go full scale Karen all because they didn't get a throw in. 🤣

Always put your phone on silent when you’re being chased through the woods by a crossbow wielding maniac #Emmerdale

#WHUCFC

‘Very Uncertain’ is certainly the understatement of the season so far.

Much much better. Fantastic team performance. Well played all. Plenty to be confident about going into a toughie on Tuesday.

I am not interested in xG. I am interested in whether my team is playing well or not. I can work this out for myself within 10 minutes of the kick off. Most football fans can do the same.

Heard the Wycombe manager talking about how they had the better xG today and that the data suggested this and that. Cut the crap mate, you drew 2 all is the only stat that matters.

Seminal. Set the tone for the 90s.

Footballer in thinking the greater attention on pulling in the area doesn’t apply to him shocker.

I wonder which second tier European league United will recruit their next manager from? Switzerland? Austria? Romania?

Eddie Howe mouthing ‘disgraceful decision’ is one of the most clueless things I’ve ever seen in football.

Cracking finish from a lad not old enough to drive yet.