This morning Good Charlotte came on my ipod. Not only did I listen to the entire song, I thoroughly fucking enjoyed it. #NotSorry #LetMeDoMe

"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence is not an act, but a habit." -Aristotle #wordstoliveby what are you doing to be excellent today?

Baby got sac! I like big nuts and I cannot lie. #SchlongSongs After Midnight

Don't stop till you get it up #schlongsongs After Midnight

I've been told I resemble a certain prom queen #welcometotwinopeaks #25yearslater welcometotwinpeaks… instagram.com/p/mI9tdcJNAa/

Disney has taught me that the real story doesn't begins until someone dies. #dafuq

I regularly draw my eyebrows on while riding the train #Ratchet #DontGiveNoFucks

I'm over cat videos. Babies in sunglasses is my weakness #donthateme

Life isn't about finding yourself. It's about creating yourself #motivation

I'm going to make a face cream called Hashtag No filter. #MillionDollarIdea

I have no service on the mountain which means I can't text my friends with androids! Ahh #firstworldproblems

"One time, when I was watching the biggest loser, I cried 9 times because there were 9 contestants." -Margaux #SoManyFeels

I'm so competitive that when someone tries passing me while walking, I speed up so they can't & I get sidewalk rage. #itsarealthing #WINNER

Moments before getting on the F train I see that a manhattan bound F train has derailed in queens. I hope every1 is okay #slightlyterrified

At an Irish dive bar in Boston and they're playing nothing but Brand New. #mykindapeople #embarrassed

Louis CK + Jaxon Mraz = the lead singer of AirTrafficController #doppleganger

Because I no longer stand up for myself when the word pussy= weakness. Tired to hearing 'you know what I meant' #YesAllWomen

Because no man has ever been told 'you'd be a lot prettier if you smiled.' #YesAllWomen

Follow the crowd of white people in crochet tops and snap backs! #GovBallNYC

Because the guy in front of me probably thinks it's funny to wear a shirt that says 'Cool story babe now go make me a sandwich' #yesallwomen