My dad told me I look skinny for the first time in my life today and my response was “thanks, I’ve been eating a lot of fruity pebbles” 😂

Why is this an AD? On my Facebook?? Big Pharma really pushing unhealthy behavior

Looked cute last night or something ☺️

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BESTIE casshole 💕💐🎉💕

i need to be underneath one of these so fucking bad right now like you don’t understand

Do y’all remember Michael Finnegan?

No spookies for Tim in Salem 🦇

Lookin a little fishy 🤔

I NEED a lobster roll tonight 🦞

Lol at the terminal with no gate number, everyone confused 😅

Maris’ bachelorette tonight!! My little sister!!!! Buy her shots so we can drop it low maris

Ah ah ah, Yeah! 💕

Yooooo I just quit my job So now I can’t help you when you die sorry ⚰️ 😬

Making Pepsi an advent calendar this year, give me ideas for small lil treats or toys for him 🥹 he’s so excited!

Someone commented on my weight yesterday, saying “I thought you were bigger this summer, have you lost weight?” So, just a reminder to anyone that even if you think you’re giving a compliment please don’t comment on people’s bodies!!

Pepsi is only calm in the car when we listen to old cowboy tunes 🐮

Always the first one falling asleep in the corner in my lashes 💅

Nothin’ but the dog in me ❄️ @TimWehrs

Bright eyed 🌷

Why must I take a bath every time I feel icky? I frew up in the bathtub 🥲🤢