By the time you’re 25 you should have: -??? -?????? -??????????? -a haunting story about taking edibles

Flying with my mom: we are 3 hours early, she reminds me to not bring water through security and she rushes us to our gate a full half hour before boarding. I can, with full confidence say that I got ALL my anxiety from her

The man next to me in this flight has his juul out, ready to vape at ANY minute and is playing videos off his phone WITHOUT headphones. Please call 911

AND HE JUST VAPED. Straight up in the cabin. Some Karen just called him out. I love it, let the war begin

How is snoring even legal still????

I had a dream last night where Drake, Normani and J Lo were performing at at an awards show and at the end, Drake turned around and he was wearing assless chaps. And I’d like that dream to become reality.

Meeting my cousins new girlfriend for the first time and she says she is “ok” with dogs. So just some HUGE red flags right off the bat

Ways you can tell Ace is a fake support animal: 1) everything he does

Beach boy 🐶

the worst part of college was having lab at like 2:30 and then when it finished 4 hours later it was pitch black outside. i signed up for chemistry not a fucken time machine ok

“my tattoos tell a story” yeah the story of how i fucked up and got all these dumb tattoos

all the homies left wing extremists or you gettin ya shit rocked

Happy #InternationalWomensDay to Britney Spears, the original feminist x.com/ITSPARISBXTCH/…

Quarantine day 69:

get in loser we're going to murder your grandparents

A common misconception - David: What wine is this. It’s so good. Gianvi? Me: No, that is my birth control. This is Gainey

😍😍😍 My hubby 😍😍😍

Germline CRISPR knockouts officially working in Dalotia coriaria. White -/- on the right!