HINOJOSA PULLS OFF THE UPSET, DEFEATING ABBOTT!! FIRST DEM GOV IN TX IN 30 YEARS

"I go to bed questionable, I wake up probable" is an insane bar

It’s always driven me nuts that my generation largely created the “too cool to care” slacker mentality. That is a loser mindset. Trying hard is cool. Pushing yourself to be better is cool. Caring is cool. Love Wemby for this.

The Oscars need to happen in January. The conversation then was about an incredible year of films and celebrating everyone’s performances. Three months later all I hear about is Tourette’s and ballet.

between the kobe sexual assault stuff as a punchline and using israel as a way to tar anybody they don’t like, NBA twitter has found itself in the throes of what we might call “cynical wokeism”

This is crazy

2010s vs 2020s Stfu = Sybau Swag = Aura Rekt = Mogged Bad bih = fine shyt Fap = Goon Trolling = Ragebait Game = rizz 9 + 10 21 = 67 Bro = Blud Feel old yet?

"Trump" is less of a real person at this point and more of a paranormal manifestation of America's greed, corruption, and perversion. Even in death, I suspect he will haunt this godforsaken land for generations to come.

lonnie walker

Senator John Cornyn (R-TX) endorses Hawley’s proposal to ban the use of Mifepristone, a birth control drug

Dog who caught the car: Well, it's too late. Catching this car could have solved all our problems, but sadly, my owners failed to let me off the leash in time. It's time to focus on the mailman, who will kill us if we don't kill him first.

Pretty crazy a sitting senator can be this openly racist

Sorry what

Conservatives lost their fucking minds when 13 service men were killed ending America's longest war in its history. Now they cheer when service men get killed while their pedo God king starts a brand new war that literally raises the cost of living for EVERYONE IN THE WORLD.

Eric Collins is absolutely terrible rn

This may sound mean-spirited but this Oscar’s dedication segment is painful

Happy for MBJ, but I think Leo was considerably better