No matter how many times I see one, it never gets less jarring to see a cyber truck in the wild.

If I raised not only a Trump voter but someone who refused to empty the dishwasher in the house he lives in I wouldn’t be bragging about it on the internet.

Anxiety is fun because this raggedy bitch comes up with all kinds of scenarios but somehow never the one that actually happens.

Another dead woman. Josseli Barnica was killed by the abortion ban in Texas, denied miscarriage care because her fetus still had a heartbeat. They are killing us. propublica.org/article/jossel…

*cries in teacher* Also, we only have one staff meeting a month and the powers that be decided it should on Tuesday next week. 😩

I would swim in the Willamette after a big rain before I would vote for him in any capacity.

We get so few trick or treaters that I splurged on full sized bars this year. Anyone who braves a rainy Halloween in East PDX deserves a full sized treat.

As an avid lover of chunky baby legs, I can’t really fault him. If I am lucky enough to make it to 81 I’m gonna nibble on every baby leg I can get my hands on.

i kno that clown won’t stand a chance

9 year old is watching SNL for Kamala and Chappell, and she yells “DOMINGO” every time Marcello Hernandez is on screen. She is deeply unimpressed with everything else. #SNL

I am yes, thank you.

He also said a few days ago "I'm so far ahead, but I'm not supposed to tell you that"