It’s so crazy as diverse as the US is as a country, the best people to run it are old white men.

The boy who used to throw tennis balls at me on the way home from school is not head of the school lol

Whenever men say they need to focus on themselves, what they mean is they aren’t capable of considering literally anyone else’s feelings

For anyone that is wondering, “Self care” does not mean “disregarding other people’s feelings.”

Man expresses he has needs, woman thanks him for sharing himself with her. Woman expresses her needs, man tells her she’s needy.

My new gas station guy is already judging me after 2 nights. “Are these all for you?”

My standards for men keep getting lower. It went from good looking, funny, successful, nice, to clean and has a job. Now it’s just nice. Literally all I need is a man that is nice.

Because of Tik Tok whenever someone tells me they’re autistic my first thought is they’re lying and that is SO FUCKED UP

Girls in my hometown be like “My lover” and post a pic of a white boy in khakis.

I think I am over musicians none of y’all are that creative anyways

FYI the easiest way to break generational cycles is to not have kids

Randy Travis really has a song that starts with “A farmer and a teacher, a hooker and a preacher .”

It’s so weird being in my 30s and having some of my old high school teachers as Facebook friends. To be honest they’re all pretty bizarre and it’s freaking me out

Sometimes I wonder if my man reallllly likes eating it or if he just really likes blowjobs.

I want an app that lets me scan products in the store and tells me who owns the manufacturer.

It’s so sad that billionaire will die not knowing if his son made it to the blink-182 concert

I used to keep it quiet that I’m a leftist but turns out, when it comes to their insurance lady people like having the communist represent them

Sometimes I wonder if the real reason I surround myself with musicians is because I just want to be surrounded by nerds.

I’m grieving the loss of twitter I can’t believe one person can ruin something so great.

As much as I hate to admit this as a leftist. There’s much to criticize about Gavin Newsom. But I’d still bang him and deal with the regret after.