Lauren Murdoch (@lauren_mmm) 's Twitter Profile
Lauren Murdoch

@lauren_mmm

It's hard to say really. Chef. My Insta @lammmur

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Not only does Trump keep classified documents in cardboard boxes, he shares classified information with a guy who makes cardboard boxes.

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There’s a word in modern German slang, Knäckebrottelefonierer, which describes a person who talks into their phone while holding it in front of their mouth like a cracker. It literally means “crispbread phoner”

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This is a thread of my all-time favourite literal translations, starting with this one… In Hungarian, the word for a shark, hiszékeny, translates literally to “sea bastard”

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I’m back. I’m back on Twitter (which is its only name). I have left AI in charge of the universe; you’ll notice the improvement. I’m back, with less respect for you than ever. And just like before, My nephew is my only follow. Spread the word, bastards.