If left to my own devices I will spend an entire day on my devices. Just something witty that came to me, and also kind of depressing

neighbor is spraying Lysol in our shared walkway, I walk up to my door, she wants to show me pics of her garden. pulls out phone, Moves Close to me. Like there’s no pandemic, like there is no me.I excuse myself. I was tasting Lysol in the back of my throat. That’s the story

I’m not getting the vaccine because that’s how they track you!!! Sent from iPhone

I have a long list of errands but am waiting for the neighbor to leave first so I don’t get ambushed. It’s working in my favor because turns out I needed to relax on the couch . So I guess thanks neighbor

frozen buttermilk Waffles and a lot of maple syrup for dinner. Again. & Still so good. 😊

Awake 😳

You call this pro-life, Ron DeSantis?

Kids: Can we have cake for breakfast? Wife: Absolutely not. Kids: Then why is HE eating cake for breakfast? Me [mouth full of cake]: BECUFF IM AN ADULTF

decided to eat dinner at 4pm, poured some wine. This is a new thing #fiftysomething

I can’t move -me just now after carbing

Pull all your money out of Texas, help folks to move to other states. And never forget this horrifying s**t #handmaidstale

love is the root. love is the seed. love is the source. love is the foundation. love is the cause. love is the effect. love is the alpha. love is the omega. love is the salve. love is the solution. love is everything.

Hold on, hold on. Hey Texas, Vasectomies are reversible. #cognitivedissonance

Via ANNE LAMOTT:

Remember to breathe love into your own heart today.

If you suddenly feel very light, clear, and deeply at peace, that is an unmistakable sign that you have truly surrendered.

.Greg Abbott is building a wall. It’s not the one he promised.