DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN DO NOT BE DISTRACTED.

Call me weird but I use songs to measure time. Like “oh, it took me 4 songs to shower”

people don’t assassinate like they used to.

Schrödinger’s ceasefire

honestly if i saw 10 million fireflies i would not believe my eyes either

Tiger Woods has arrived at the Masters

me losing interest instead of getting jealous

how it feels to accept that reality is just a carbon-based simulation where your infinite consciousness gets to play as a human avatar and remember itself as the creator of all experience despite the inherent limitations of a fragile physical existence

hamburger help us

“Open the Strait of Hormuz or I’m closing the Strait of Hormuz”

My landlord is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon

como me siento cuando pongo una playlist en aleatorio y justo suena la canción que tenía en mente

Policiais quando descobrem o Mar Negro.

Just remember. No one can prove you weren't a regional manager of Sears, RadioShack or Blockbuster