What's your favorite way to run pipe?

All my appliances have trust issues

Showing this to my tenants when their electricity goes out

I need toilets that can flush 7 billiard tables.

Anyone install new windows for valentine's day?

Until they develop robots with a sense of smell They'll never be able to do a move out inspection

There's always secrets hiding when renovating

Retards like this make me laugh

Tenant "snaked" out the vanity drain and wants the plumber to put it back together.

Is it me or are there substantially more ads on X? I literally scrolled through 7 in a row...

This is the only metric I use to screen tenants

I'm evicting 40% of my tenants and raising rents on the remaining 60%. Hoping to increase cash flow.

Tenant said their oven wasn't working and wants rent concessions I stopped over and it works just fine. Should I ask for a rent increase?

I'm learning new ways to bill tenants on their security deposits. Never thought of spit. Maybe I can bill for bird 💩?

If it doesn't spit off cashflow, it's a home not an investment

Insurance should not be able to increase their prices Contractors should not increase their prices Materials prices should remain flat Your salary should remain flat

Our elected officials are idiots

I hear all this talk about vibe coding. No ones talking about vibe landlording...

I keep getting called into HR for stimulating my health

What happens when there's an eviction moratorium on intelligence??