i gasped

it is incredible to me that we think we understand ancient texts when the context of even 20 years ago is already lost

the panicked sprint back into the tunnel sent me to outer space

2:02 PM: Trump resigns, citing major health issues. 2:03 PM: Jon Rothstein informs the world that NJIT and LIU Brooklyn are entering into a home and home series beginning in 2027.

i’m so happy

party rock has never been less in the house tonight than this moment in time

oh god the mets

omg

the cowboys didn’t lose so that’s technically a win. in a way. in spirit.

i think this is true

inspirational

Scene: Tomorrow morning, at breakfast A.J. Pierzynski, to no one in particular: You have to bunt here

it’s gonna be winter by the time this game actually ends

me rn