Life's so fucked up that I had to forget everything I thought I knew in order to understand what I didn't know

Simply Make life easy for citizens, create jobs, build good roads, and provide stable electricity. Then they can afford school fees, eliminating the need for NELFUND. Stop improvising for people, handing them scraps, and expecting their attention

Spoken like a typical Nigerian politician Leave out the basics of governance, create solutions to problems most people don’t have, just to siphon funds and watch them sing your praises, calling you a hero. Good roads? Stable electricity? Security? No. Put us in debt? Yes.

Nigeria is full of resourceful people. With just the basics, at least 60% of citizens could support their families, freeing up NELFUND’s budget for other initiatives.

I think the average Nigerian sees cheating as 'smartness.' Imagine buying smthing for 1k, and the seller gives u an Opay acct to trf the money to. Then, they ask u to add ₦50 as 'charges.' Wen u ask why, they blatantly lie, saying Opay deducts a fee from any amount they receive

KONSAAAAAA God will judge you No sending off na, whyyyyy 😭😭😭

First match of the szn and haaland already sealed golden boot That brother is unreal

Suffer check: Hello folks, Shey na only me dey suffer abi we plenty?

Make sure the ride is bumpy in ur 2025 Off-road Matte Black V12 full vein-trimmed Epon Coupe 🫐

Is this sarcasm?

This girl life don spoil walai 😂😂 The funny thing is she might have just finished cooking and cleaning in her man's house o, before coming on here to whine the misguided ones

This whole tribalism bullsh!t needs to end immediately I can't even use the word 'Ronu' (think) in normal conversations again. Nowadays, the word itself feels like it embodies bigotry 😫😫

First glance, e be like say this guy dey make sense o Second glance, omo na foolish talk be this jor 😂😂

One of my Secondary sch teacher told my aunt that I was too playful nd stubborn in school and I might fail my just concluded exams, my aunt whooped the hell outta me and even used razor blade to tear my side face and my back, only for result to come out and I got parallel A's 😢

Topface too was goated Good old days 😔

If no be Dickson, your life for don make gbim

90 percent of these 'influencers' are mid, which kind drip be all these ones. Una wear house clothes go trip RUTH 🇨🇦 be like amoeba, u can't be short and shapeless at the same time 😫

I hope there won't be problems when he wants to leave. Oshimen and Lookman's situation has made us lose trust in Italian football. Una dey move like Jarl Borg

Omo nobody fit chop bet today o walai Aston villa are shit walai

You no go support ke, how them go take call you for their next football match 🤡🤡🤡