The Laffterman, Not dead, just resting! #Socialist(@laffterman) 's Twitter Profileg
The Laffterman, Not dead, just resting! #Socialist

@laffterman

Worked 32 years in NHS. Hate bad manners, injustice, Tories and Lib Dems. Wants a Socialist PM. #SunakOut no DMs I don't answer!

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calendar_today22-01-2011 12:13:57

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RS Archer(@archer_rs) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Friends of ours in London say a LOT of people are planning July 4th parties to celebrate the Conservatives being kicked out and the beginning of the end for Brexit.

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Alethea Bernard(@Tush27J) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Dear Rishi Sunak
National service, eh? No.
Let's bring back clean rivers and waterways. decent standards of living and decent social housing......and that's just for starters.

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Julie Street 🇪🇺💙🇺🇦(@Juliest101) 's Twitter Profile Photo

National Service 😂😂😂

Own up .... which Labour plant is masquerading as Sunak's advisor because I want to buy you a very very large drink .... you're a fucking genius.

Hilarious 😂

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David__Osland(@David__Osland) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The Tories say national service will promote social cohesion. But not half as much as abolishing private schools would.

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Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺(@Haggis_UK) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Baroness Hazarika: 'Nigel Farage really reveals his true colours... he's a nasty race baiting character... I'm a proud Indian, Scottish, British Muslim & I just swore my allegiance to King & Country on the Quran...'

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The Purple Pimpernel(@Eyeswideopen69) 's Twitter Profile Photo

No-one in the armed forces wants conscripted teenagers who would rather be anywhere else than in the armed forces…

But if it must be compulsory, may I suggest that members of this club have levels of sociopathy yet to be tapped in a theatre of war.

Perfect cannon fodder no?

No-one in the armed forces wants conscripted teenagers who would rather be anywhere else than in the armed forces… But if it must be compulsory, may I suggest that members of this club have levels of sociopathy yet to be tapped in a theatre of war. Perfect cannon fodder no?
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missmaitai(@missmaitai71) 's Twitter Profile Photo

So ‘17&’19 we had a chance for change Mandleson, Guardian et al decided this wasn’t the right Labour gov. So they sabotaged and enabled the current gov. They are as responsible for the mess we’ve been living & now they want us to get over it & vote for them?

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Thomas Standfield(@TStandfield1789) 's Twitter Profile Photo

So, little Rishi plans to introduce a form of conscription for young people at the age of 18.
Bet there are loopholes so his children and the children of the rich are exempt.
Rishi Sunak Conservatives

So, little Rishi plans to introduce a form of conscription for young people at the age of 18. Bet there are loopholes so his children and the children of the rich are exempt. @RishiSunak @Conservatives
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Prem Sikka(@premnsikka) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Private equity and corporations gobble-up GP surgeries.

Healthcare is commodified.

Patient health is secondary to profits, asset-stripping, tax dodges and cutting labour costs.

Make ending privatisation of the NHS a major electoral issue.
morningstaronline.co.uk/article/patien…

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Bertha Mason(@ThornfieldHall) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Hey, James Cleverly, the highest rate of knife crime was actually in the West Midlands, which was a Conservative mayor until he was voted out a few weeks ago. And knife crime is going up everywhere under the Tories. It is not a London issue.
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

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Feargal Sharkey(@Feargal_Sharkey) 's Twitter Profile Photo

'EXCLUSIVE Revealed: How Britain's wild swimmers face being struck down by stomach cramps, vomiting and diarrhoea if they take a dip in new bathing spots.'

Our tests prompted Feargal Sharkey to label the designation scheme a 'scam'.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

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Peter Stefanovic(@PeterStefanovi2) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Millions are living in poverty, destitution & using food banks. Thousands are being hospitalized with malnutrition. This Government has even managed to bring back Victorian diseases. They cannot be allowed to get away with their “we’ve been leveling up the country” boll****!

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sarah murphy(@13sarahmurphy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Farage is a racist. If he’s going to make racist comments on media shows, he should be called out immediately and robustly. Humouring his shit has got this country into an almighty mess. Enough. Racism is poison. Call it out.

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BladeoftheSun(@BladeoftheS) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Imagine if you took £300,000 in Benefit loans from the Government.

Then went bankrupt owing HMRC £600,000 and didn't pay a penny.

Disgraceful, you'd be in jail and on the front page of the Daily Mail.

Or you could be Rishi Sunak's wife and be immune to consequences.

Imagine if you took £300,000 in Benefit loans from the Government. Then went bankrupt owing HMRC £600,000 and didn't pay a penny. Disgraceful, you'd be in jail and on the front page of the Daily Mail. Or you could be Rishi Sunak's wife and be immune to consequences.
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Farrukh(@implausibleblog) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Please RT - Don't let the Conservative party rewrite or misrepresent what happened during covid

Left: James Cleverly explains how the Conservative government took the decision to come out of lockdown faster than other countries, suggesting that was good for our economy

Right:

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4th July - There's gonna be a Tory wipeout!(@snb19692) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A man that tells you he has a plan!
1/ Doesn't know how to use a debit card
2/Borrows a car for a fake fuel shoot
3/Can't buy trousers that fit
4/Asks the Homeless if they're in Finance
5/Stands at Titanic ship yard
6/Gets soaked in showers
7/Can't Stop Steve Bray!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Supertanskiii(@supertanskiii) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Nigel Farage is an extremist. He’s never won a seat. The only successful campaign he ran destroyed our economy and the future prosperity of Britain. It was funded by disaster capitalists and hedgefunders who profited from our decline. Fuck fake patriots. Don’t platform the c*nt.

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The Laffterman, Not dead, just resting! #Socialist(@laffterman) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The Conservatives should drop their national service gimmick, and tell us how they’ll fix the cost of living crisis, an NHS on its knees and sewage in our rivers and seas. Agree? Join me and add your name: 38d.gs/7dmv

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