Guys and gals, it’s #StPatricksDay , give Wordle a rest for the day and help our dear Patron saint take on those pesky schnakes thenewstoday.ie/snake-invaders/ 🐍☘️🇮🇪

Sack Eddie Jones lads, y’is are pants England Rugby Love, Ireland

Yo, MLAs! The election was over a week ago, can you get rid of your posters now? Or, are y’all leaving them up for the inevitable 2nd election in 6 months time?

Stuck on a train with a load of liquored Ed Sheeran fans. This is it, I’m dead and I’ve ended up where I belong

I’m as excited for #ThorLoveAndThunder as the next Marvel geek. But, this is literally all I can see now Natalie Portman had those big, sexy arms 😂

Reminds me of the time I got my ma to ring in sick for me while working at my 1st part-time job. Just FYI, it was because I had been out on the piss, not hanging out with a paedophile on a private island.

Andy Murray walking into Centre Court earlier this evening #Wimbledon

Hanging in the balance here as to whether Andy Murray finishes the days as a “Scot” or a “Brit” in the eyes of the BBC commentary team #Wimbledon

The news this evening summarised in one gif. I just saved you 30 minutes, use them wisely.

Have you ever thought about who you will leave your endless loads of washing to in your will?

I seem to be making a lot of typos today Belfast Giants What a night that was! #ChallengeCupChampions #WeAreGiants

Certainly an interesting pivot to see FonaCab dipping their toe in the Escape Room market. Let’s see how this develops

“AI is coming for your job” Me seeing if there is anything else it would like to take off my plate:

I see Scotland have resorted to bundling Ireland players over barriers seeing as they’re having no luck getting the ball over the try line #Ire #RWC2023 #IREvSCO

Will Jordan’s 3rd try… Oh, BABY #RWC2023 #ARGvNZL

Lamp posts in my street right now #StormIsha #TweetNI #NITwitter #Belfast

Live scenes of the organisers approving the £72 price-tag for 12 cans of Rockshore (330mL I might add!) at Bruce Springsteen last night. I need the police, I am a victim of daylight robbery. #BruceSpringsteen #Belfast Aiken Promotions Rockshore