the fact arnold schwarzenecar is governor of california in the cars universe implies the existence of the carminator franchise which implies the existence of james carmeron which also implies the existence of avacar

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I wore a headscarf to honor a fallen Muslim NYPD officer at his funeral. Respecting a grieving family’s faith is “wut” leaders and anyone with basic decency would do.

Guys.... My father in law just told my husband it was already going to be a gift to us. We just ruined the surprise by needing it early.... Literally am crying.

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well I WASN’T an assassination attempt conspiracy theorist

Mom died today. She had ALS. At stages the ability to eat is impossible. Her last meal request was "What I'd give for a Burger King right now." So, a heart broken son is having it her way. Burger King

If exposing a pedophile ring would collapse the economy, maybe the economy shouldn’t be built on a pedophile ring.

I’m going to keep talking about this. Maxwell groomed children. Then she assisted in the actual rape. This is what the victims have stated. She’s every parent’s nightmare, pretending to offer work, sometimes imprisoning them and then RAPING them. She shouldn’t be pardoned.

I told my mom this is popping off and she said she would like everyone who liked it to come and take an apricot

boomers became an unintentional ally in poisoning AI data scraping because they keep screenshotting and reposting images with a blue light filter and now most AI generated images have been infected with a piss sheen. excellent work guys

Awww thanks job! 🥰🥰

I slept with a guy once who insisted his bathroom floor was soaked every time he took a shower because he was so tall. Then I took a shower at his place and he got mad at me moving the curtain liner into the shower and “getting it wet.” He didn’t know how curtain liners work

Miracle Whip is trending and so I feel compelled to remind you that it is an abomination in the eyes of the Lord

My 3-year-old had an epic meltdown. Just hiccups and blubbers and snot and breath holding. We couldn't figure out why. No one could console him. Finally in between giant sobs he managed to get out, "I don't know what's wrong with me." And, yeah, sometimes it be like that.

‼️HORRIFIC THREATS: A RACIST has been arrested by the FBI for using his X account to organize violent mobs and threatened to kill 30,000 Black people in Cincinnati—now he’s in cuffs. “K*LL THEM ALL” 😱 📍Miami, Florida

they gotta arrest anybody who signed up for this shit

the amount of pedophiles that actually exist is insane