I think we’ve given Radiohead enough chances to make a decent second album

I feel like I need an office to do my worrying in

It’s January 6, it’s time to take the elf leg coming out of your car trunk decorations down

I’ve been craving a single tic tac. I wish they sold loosies.

I’m going to start writing checks at the grocery store

Potatoes seem bread coded

The best guitar riff ever is wildwood flower.

I’d like to see a big boat sink irl

I get older and biker babes stay the same age (slightly older than me)

It’s funny how skateboarders are always jumping over picnic tables

It was actually a lot for me to learn your dogs name

I hate seeing faces in things.

Free smells.. in this economy?

Like the jacaranda tree, I’m also a beautiful messy miracle

We should make all the old men riding bicycles deliver newspapers or something

It’s nice that me and all the other ladies at Michael’s are artists

I wish when I bit someone, poison came out of my teeth

I think Savannah Guthrie’s mom kidnapped herself

If only there was a page devoted to posting interesting things

I think Julia Roberts is hot