Insecure bitches piss me off sometimes, like babe please learn to love yourself!

nutcracker season

“you’re the funniest woman i know”

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I’m so burnt out it’s not even funny. Can’t wait till my days off so I can go on a bomb ass hike!

I just know I would EAT if I were a cowboy’s cheerleader

I always cry after leaving the hair salon, they just never get it right🥹

Working in sales really makes you feel like you’re pushing 30

Craving a blueberry bagel and a cig

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February will start well 🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿

life IS weird when u a bad bitch

Do men think I’m gonna listen to them when they walk by me and tell me to smile… like shut up and keep walking.

any female reading this, i pray your skin glows and ur ass gets fatter

I would pick my mother to be my mother again and again in every lifetime.

enjoy life. be sexy and don’t give a fuck