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@l3rigette

Making myself laugh, etc

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Okay yeah we all know that it is what it is, but have you ever thought about the fact that it also isn’t what it isn’t?

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I’m not saying my mental state has changed over the last few years—all I’m saying is today I heard myself tell my cat to make haste

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Just tried lowering the volume of an actual ambulance with the buttons on the side of my phone how is everyone else doing this week

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I was getting my hair cut and my stylist said something in passing about me having a lot of hair so yes I will be riding that high for the next 365 days

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I wish there was a modern-day version of Pimp My Ride but it’s called Pimp My Appliance and it’s just XZIBIT coming to my personal apartment and installing handmade unlacquered brass handles on my refrigerator and stove