“The castle doors are locked, how are we ever going to get inside!” the all reliable battering ram:

if we’re fighting and you make a weird hand sign over your forehead and say some shit like ‘Third Eye, All Seeing Sphinx Technique’ i’m backing out man, i’m not risking it

"you gotta play with the cards you're dealt" WRONG. i play pot of greed which lets me draw two additional cards from my deck

This one is definitely in the top 3

GarrettG reveals that NRG is his favorite Rocket League team of all time

this reset was INSANE from pengoli in APAC today 🤯🤯🤯

This is what actual multiculturalism looks like

L + ratio + disintegrated

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

I totally dominated you at the museum dude. Pondered every piece for a couple seconds longer. Scratched my chin with more curiosity.

11 years of chem...

no disrespect to wizard who believe themselves to be wiser than the council but that could never be me. i am far too wise to do something so foolish. perhaps even wiser than the council