Especially at work

Ideally, my husband will be a nerd who likes kissing me a lot.

Moved closer to work … been late everyday since 🫣

I am not a safe space for a confused man. Get out my face and seek God.

if d*ck is all you have to offer, go sell it and bring me back the money

Make em 49.99 for a ole playa then nefew

I love unscheduled spontaneous shit. Only if my hair already done.

White people after slavery:

yt coworkers every time you come in with new hair

honestly if u look past the fact that im fucked in the head im really a lovable woman

Fun fact: the “correct” way to pronounce someone’s name is however the fuck they told you to pronounce it.

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was going to grow up to be a difficult woman

You must complete the HR mandatory safety training" Me:

“Girrrrl, Ba Sing Se finna be lit tonight” 😂

Me every time someone I don’t even know beats cancer

how it feels to reconnect with atla and the fandom after years of silence all because of a leaker and now its like your home again after a long time away