instead of self care i just listen to I Deserve by smi on repeat

forty one inch standing moose

idc how hard life gets bro never move back home there’s so many carbs back home

iidlic 🥲

“can you explain the gaps in your resume?” yes that was when I worked really weird jobs that I don’t want you to know about

A couple months ago I stopped putting anything up my nose.. I’ve gained a little bit of weight but I’m very proud of myself

Lucy Huber The only thing funnier than this tweet is the replies to this tweet

My favorite Ed Sheeran song is the one where he’s like “personally, I’m a multimillionaire super star, but I really miss the shitty town I grew up in. Here’s a list of how shitty all my extremely poor friends are doing right now.”

Probably the best thing you'll see today.

In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world.

The results 🧵

1/22

don’t wanna be sober i wanna be happy

Ian no cocomelon auntie sit yo ass down and watch bad girls club

hot ones but it's progressively larger k bumps

everyone’s mad at murderface

Art I made on psilocybin

if you haven’t heard it today or in a while.

i’m proud of you.

twitr

I’ve decided to stop being depressed and start being hot again

What if you wake up and the bed is super cozy. What then

I just realized i dont like you