What's your favorite Tom Cruise movie? I've always considered myself a big Cruise fan, but according to Letterboxd I've seen 34 Tom Cruise movies, yet only Rain Man gets the perfect 5 star rating. His best performance is in Born on the 4th of July though.

Let's make it happen, people! I can't double follow Drew, you've all gotta do your part too!

I mean sure sex is great, but have you tried...uh...well...damn... have you tried sex? It's great.

What's your favorite Tom Hanks movie? Huge Hanks fan (since Bosom Buddies), Letterboxd says I've seen 38 of his movies, 5 getting perfect 5/5. Cloud Atlas is my favorite movie he's been in, but it's such an ensemble that I say the best "Tom Hanks movie" is Joe Versus the Volcano

^What a darned, silly idea.^

Freud’s dream client

Is it me being observant or paranoid that every time I see my boss talking to HR I assume that I'm gonna get fired? I guess time will tell.

Font choice matters.

I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81. He said no.

Having to not only move out of my current house, but looking for a new place, while having to be out by the end of the month, money is tight, & every place needs me to pay $80 application fee. Ugh. Life is taking up too much of my brain space lately. I can't write. Too stressed.

I once stayed up all night trying to figure out where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

A little toilet humor for you

After my arm surgery, I asked the surgeon if I'd be able to play the piano. He said yes, but not for a couple weeks. I was ecstatic, because I never knew how to play the piano before.

Know your shit