🎶my type of vacation is isolation🎶

Who will be at Amazon Web Services #reInvent23?

There’s also a Walgreens attached to the Venetian - you just need to go to the walking path over by Buddy Vs

The taxi I’m in smells like cigarettes and booty. I must be in Vegas.

Found Aaron Hunter

Who on earth gave me a microphone?

Out of office is set. PTO until Jan 2nd commences now.

Well dammit. #oldfart

Dang. 10 years.

Alright friends who travel frequently for work. It’s time to retire my luggage that I’ve used for 10 years. Bonus for luggage recommendations - and do you:

Oh hai

AfterEffects makes the CPU fan go BRRRRRRRRRR

How's your mental state? I'm listening to Creed right now if that tells you anything..

So - what’s been going on friends?

Today I learned “the distance” by Cake is not in fact, about a race car driver.

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Something in the way…

Spicy take 🔥🔥🔥 Grape Red Vines are better than Twizzlers.