Conversation with my 0-3 fantasy team

Good photo op Kevin Brown

Do you feel tough doing interviews with your body guards behind you? Kevin Brown

Wash your baseball pants. Have some respect for the game. Kevin Brown

Yes, I have heard the rumors all day, and I can confirm this is me in the video. I apologize to anyone who found my dancing to be offensive. I can’t promise this is the last time that I will “bust a move”, but I will be more cautious of my surroundings. Thank you.

Kirk Cousins is a puzzle no one will ever solve

Please don’t share the video of the Damar Hamlin play. Share this because we are all Praying for him and his family.

Giannis: “There's no panic mode. Have you ever seen the scene from - how you call it - Bob SquarePants? SpongeBob? He goes into his brain and he's looking for something and goes crazy and starts burning things? I feel like that sometimes. When we lose that happens. It's okay.”

One time in Kindergarten, I ate too much candy at the class party. On the bus after school, two high school girls sat beside me. I puked all over myself and them. Wherever those girls are now, I would like to apologize to them.

“Alright Kevin. Just stand there and pretend like you’re staring out into the mountains. Yeah. Yeah that’s good”- the photographer, probably.

Friday night karaoke is the only chance I’ll ever have to be a rockstar.

I got scolded at the bowling alley tonight. The shame I felt was equivalent to my parents grounding me. I would like to apologize to the workers and to the sport of bowling.

THE HOOSIER STATE.

Tonight, I grilled meats for my friends, while the sun set behind the mountains, from a cabin in the woods, while drinking watermelon moonshine. This is what my happy place looks like.

Free agency for the Colts so far: -Largest ever contract for a kicker in free agency -Let Bobby Okereke walk -Traded Stephon Gilmore for a 5th-round pick

I’m the guy you want to follow through a crowd.

Tonight I was 1 row, and 7 seats shy of winning free coney dogs. No one should feel this kind of hurt.

I think it’s bullshit I lost all my money-KB

I’ve heard the rumors, so I figured I would address them myself. Yes, I have gotten back into pickle ball. Good luck to anyone who stands in my way. God bless and thank you.

I just hope that Jimmy Buffett finally got that cheeseburger in paradise