You know what today is. #takeovertour twenty one pilots | Doors open at 7:00 PM

Dave’s single so why can’t you be? Grow up.

Losing our marbles over Park Hae-soo on the red carpet at a #SquidGame Q&A in Hollywood. bit.ly/3F0FwPo

Having not gotten covid yet feels like I've been hiding in the back of a 2+ year long middle school dodgeball game and the front lines have been THINNED

The hold that "Secret Crowds" by Angels & Airwaves will always have on me.

I have a love/hate relationship with doing my Spanish duolingo lessons at 10pm high as fuck. Sometimes I’m on the struggle bus and barely processing it, and other times I’m totally in the zone

In other news I got a puppy and jacob got her 4/20 bark box… and here’s Quincy stoned: a series. 😂😭💕

the Mayo Clinic implies the existence of other condiment clinics cc: Mayo Clinic

These mass shootings happen so much that Ted Cruz really got a template ready to tweet whenever they occur. Shits wild

A message to all pro-choice men

"we will adopt your child" is colonizer energy

this is my greatest creation

I would hate to live in Massachusetts because honestly, it's the worst state to spell and I always google it so I don't spell incorrectly

BeReal wants to be chaotic and drop it late at night on a 3-day weekend

Me at my prime in rock band

omg Young the Giant at red rocks was an incredible out of body experience. top tier concert - I cried three times

glad I downloaded my twitter archive earlier this week. if twitter really goes down, #thnksfrthmmrs

Why does a live audience of a tv show give of NPC energy