since we’re grown now who was behind those damn clown costumes back in 2016

kanye gave his PR team the instagram password

Who are these absolute monsters that have $850k in cash? How am I supposed to compete with that in our house hunt?

The walk 😭 Kim was struggling 😭

nickles be looking big as hell when u need a quarter

Dababy really said “Damn this song sound good” and made it 200 times

Took me until I was like 30 to understand "operate heavy machinery" meant cars. I thought you weren't supposed to take Xanax and work the line at the cannery.

Tried a new approach to filing taxes this year.

what tf kinda Sunday ass Saturday is this

i want to be sooooo rich someday like even have enough to rent a 1 bedroom

So tomorrow is Monday again ? I can’t keep living like this.

Same

Everyone from the patriot front u-haul looks like a paleontologist made a 3D reconstruction of the first ever human

I could easily overpower nine senior citizens

I do not do bugs. You can literally rob me with a roach

rest in peace andre braugher 💔 here's one of my most favorite scenes of him on brooklyn nine-nine, thanks for the laughs andre

happy friday