ambil aja ambiiiill!

penitipan anjing buka ga ya jam segini?

🖕🏻

gimana gimana?

😝😝😝

hangover tapi main twitter gini nih

sori, gue kirain pager

nemenin satpam kantor makan. banyak juga makannya.

okay

hi

did i pick the wrong brother?

baru kelar sesi curhat, udah stress lagi gue.

unplugging the rice cooker for somebody's breakfast tomorrow. yes you heard that right: unplugging.

hidup kok gini amat ya de, sabar ya dede *elus perut*

kalau gue benci dia, anak gue nanti mirip dia banget ya? dilema 😑 x.com/harrisrisjad/s…

malam ini kamu tidur di rumah ale aja ya, kali aja di kandang jeki muat x.com/harrisrisjad/s…

you got a good point right there x.com/sarahjhn/statu…

When you love someone but you also want to chop him into little pieces and feed him to your brother-in-law's dog.

pengen ngetawain tapi nggak tega x.com/harrisrisjad/s…

ppffftttt 😴😴😴 x.com/harrisrisjad/s…